I want these: V-Chat, Chat with DC, and also a music box!
We started Post Pictures Online for people to post pictures online. But we also want to allow users to post pictures online. So we want video chat, chat with direct connect, and a music box for this total inclusion. Our website is currently online. Some features are offline, however. We would like a donations budget, if you would. We would also like to partner with you.
Our website is for posting pictures only. We do not allow conversations as they violate our TOS. So the censor system will need an overhaul too. As we only allow comments, these bad posters can get around the current system with abbreviations. SEO experts know how to combat this. I am one of them. If you hire me, I can fix this issue. There are also limited options for users to play games. We want them to post pictures online. And currently, your system could be improved. With net infrastructure from the 50's now outdated, we can go ahead making your website cooler. Anyway, MachinGun Industries thanks you for this premium free web forum software.
We also want custom graphics! Some users like darker colors, but we have one unified color scheme. It will be green-black with a tank image and theme. We use this as our business logo. MachinGun Industries was founded in the '40's and today commands the largest empire possible. With billions of dollars, we want to structure ourselves to fit your needs. If you want better posts, more categories, and more, please support us. We will support you all the way. We did try out the other free forums software, but they weren't much different, really. This one is better. It is newer, and has less lag time, and more roundabout options. But it doesn't necessarly feel better. It is still old school and UseNet, whose net? Because our image board is the best around, sir! MachinGun Industries is hiring you. If you feel compassionate towards newcomers, post away! Otherwise, please listen to our demands:
More colors!
Music box!
And a V-Chat system! Our leadership are all industry professionals. We want a v-chat system! We go to court a lot and we also post documents online. This really important system is still not yet here on your website! We follow your TOS. We agree to your terms. But we also have our own business on your website! So we work for you as MachinGun Industries!
With V-Chat, you can watch videos, post pictures online, and even send data. This means we can have people post pictures online. The music box is for our listeners to use. It will be full of our tunes, but you can add some as well. For paying for placement, and even for free placement, there are restrictions, however: You must abide by the TOS. Everything currently is allowed. But we do not moderate our content. You are free to post pictures online.
With new themes, we can use forums users suggestions to have teddy bear themes, Flamebait-Kitten's world, and even Guffy's Demise. Some want to have Guffy banned from the website. We say he can not be banned, because he followed the TOS. If you violate the laws, that's on you, bub. And that's not something we can help you with. We are mandated reporters and also professional partners. Lagoon National Inc. is our holding company. And above that is my association. It controls everything.
We also want better posting software. The website is currently still very good, but has some issues. While it is great and such, and the best, it still needs some refining. Can you display your net code for me? Because you are asking Google for IP addresses. If you work with your ISP, they will give you gated access. This means instant response times. Businesses like hospitals use this for instantaneous transmission. Their coding is importantly negating lag times. But still some computers are outdated. Like the POS systems stores use, who do have a lag time, and your website, which is even slower than some small apps out there.
It also is functional, and works for our needs.
But we do want to buy the upgrades. And these did slow our website down. Adding larger file sizes made the website unusuable. Other custom forums also noted this, but never improved. This stopped them from being usable. So we can not use them and they violate our TOS. Members noted that websites displayed slowly on their browsers. We did tests, and this is on your end. My computer works fine, by the way. But adding the extra stuff slows it down to a crawl. This is because of poor net code. We can fix that. We have developers standing by. But we can also move to ProBoards, who does not experience this issue. As the paid-for premium and exalted solution, we do want more from you. In your market, there is also Reddit, who does not police their product. However, it is still inferior to the graphical quality you do exhibit, but say is not your intended current style.
Anyway,
Big Wind Up